okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos
tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current location
the possibilities are endless
"cool you have a cat tattoo can i see it?"
"uh i think it’s sleeping on my ass right now. maybe later."
|bodyguard:||calum put your pants back on|
|bodyguard:||no ashton we don't have time for you to say hi to everyone|
|bodyguard:||michael stop swearing you'll provoke someone|
|bodyguard:||caLUm put your pants back on you will literally get arrested if you don't jesUs|
|bodyguard:||this is not a legitimate place to get tattoos|
|bodyguard:||nO GETTING TATTOOS IN A SHADY PLACE IS NOT PUNK ROCK|
|bodyguard:||u know what's punk rock|
|bodyguard:||BEHAVING URSELF THAT'S PRETTY PUNK ROCK|
|bodyguard:||stop! talking! to strangers! ashton!|
|bodyguard:||where the fuCK is luke|
|bodyguard:||mICHael did you fuckgn sell luke for a ps4|
|bodyguard:||i can't believe u fucking sold luke for a ps4|
|bodyguard:||calum you will liteRALLy get deported for having your ass out in this country|
|bodyguard:||luke i am not responsible for what fans do if you roll down your window when we get in the car|
|bodyguard:||did he just|
|bodyguard:||he fucking rolled down the window jesus christ|
|bodyguard:||WHO THE FUCK GAVE ASHTON SCISSORS AGAIN|
theres nooo waaaay you caaaaan stooooop
THE SCHOOL OF ROCK 10-YEAR REUNION!!!!!
BUT THE LEGEND OF THE ROCK WAS WAY HARDCORE
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur triviaThen tell a dinosaur fact
i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD
This little cutie followed me around for a good portion of this morning and it made me so sad I miss my kitty
(Source: , via daezilly)
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND LEAVE
"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids