tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH
Fuckin’ love yourself! Take as many selfies as you want! Write as much as you want! Take care of your mind, body and spirit in any way you wish. Explore your consciousness in any way you wish. It’s your path and yours only!
People will judge and people will talk. But that is their path. Pay no mind to those who drain you of your peace of being.