gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out
lets talk about sims for a minute
in sims, your appearance doesn’t matter. you can pursue what career you want and not get paid less for being a certain gender. you can change your sim’s gender or life at any time. what other sims care about is if you’re nice or if you kick over their gnome.
also men in sims 2 can get pregnant by aliens
i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it
*seductively* water makes me wet
you are a dude
maybe you arent aware how water works
I have a foot long of gum here and I planning on eating it all at once right now
this was a terrible idea
message to all girls with facial hair: you are CUTE! BEAUTIFUL!IMPORTANT! ALL OF THE ABOVE!!there is a special place in my heart for all of ya…..the place for cuties
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind